'You Give Me A Boner' Card £2.80 'You Give Me A Boner, Not A Penis Boner. A Boner in My Heart. A Heart On. An Affection Erection' Card Cards from The Monochrome Bow are 5 x 7 inches, Printed and Embellished on White Card with Envelope Included. Sealed with a Branding Sticker in a Cellophane Wrapping.